No Nut November

That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. You’re not jerking off all month? And you think that’s going to make you successful or something? Because guys on the internet told you to do it? Why do I have to have such a dweeb for a little step brother?.. Well, that’s insane. But it doesn’t matter, there’s no way you’ll make it all month….

***Starring Elly Clutch***