Help, There’s a Fire in My Crotch!
Madi Collins makes a call to 911! This little redhead is in great peril! See, there is a fire in her house and it keeps spreading even though it’s wet! She waits for the firemen to arrive, and Ramon Nomar barges in to save the day! She leads him to her roaring fireplace, and explains the situation. When he finds that the fire is actually in her crotch, it’s clear to see that he really has the wrong hose for the job in his hands.
