Professor/Student Sextape

Hi Professor, did I interrupt you? 
I saw you had office hours and I needed to talk to you about my grades. My parents were really hoping that I would graduate with a 4 .0 and your class is the only B I have… and, well, you know how Asian parents are with grades 🙈

So, I was wondering if there was any type of extra credit or any extra assignments I can do for you to get my grade bumped up?