French Fried Fred
Who is a real man? Someone who provides for his family? Or someone who looks like my mother's great-grandfather? The question is so philosophical that it would be a sign of intelligence not to answer it at all. However, some families have such draconian laws that some men have to prove their case. The guy wanted to be part of the family, so he had to urgently remember what France is and who lives in it. He passed the test, but will there be a wedding later? The question is so philosophical that... Well, you already know the answer.
